LOL.
This reminds me of a conversation between four year old Wheezer and his eight year old brother Jack as he was preparing to fight a duel.
Jack - "I guess I'm gonna get killed...Wheezer!"
Wheezer - "Yes sir!"
Jack - "If I get killed you can have my pocket knife."
Wheezer - "Really? Boy, I hope you get killed!"
Jack - "Heeyyyy!"
I have a lot of new gear, so you'll have to wait until I update my virtual system before you start placing dibs.