....it seems to me that the only real competition that could occur is to race turntables.....on edge, a 'drag race' sort of affair.....
'Couse, having a golf tournament done with nothing but slingshots and pool cues for putting has a bent appeal to moi'...
...can see it now....
"The Wrist Rocket Max! With the exclusive ( and elusive ) 600 yard range!"
...the only Window that could be safe is Eleven...