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TOP TEN replies you don't want from your spouse ..
1) "That tubey thing of yours was really hot and glowing, so I poured cold water over it ... now it doesn't look like it's overheated anymore."
2)"That was a rare album? Oh %$@#!, I sold it at the garage sale last weekend."
3)"How much did you say the new speakers cost? OK, now what are you buying me for 10 grand, dear?”
4)"Your Black Diamond Shelf is excellent for slicing tomatoes dear. And see, you can hardly smell a thing"
5) "The guy at the hi-fi store said he couldn't give me a 100 bucks for that old tube amp. Neither of us had heard of Jadis, so we agreed on 75 bucks, and I used the money to buy a new dress."
6)"It didn't sound good there, so I moved it over here."
7) "These old speaker cables will make great twist-ties if I cut 'em up."
8) "The guy at the repair shop said it wasn't too bad of a crack and the parts shouldn't take more than 12 weeks to come from Germany. Can get another turntable from the pawn shop in the mean time?"
9)"The Bose system sounds better and those little speakers, Oh, they’re so cute."
10) "What'd ya mean you'd rather listen to music?... don't you find me attractive any more?"
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1. No 2. Turn that down 3. Those speakers are different. 4. What is Dicsogs and why do you keep getting packages. 5. where did that second turntable come from. 6. Why is there a system in the guest bedroom and the garage. 7. Whatever. 8. When you were out of town I sold all those cables and tubes in the community rummage sale. 9. I found the receipt in your pocket and you said that $2000.00 was for tires on the truck. 10. The kids keep asking who gets the stereo system when you die, is it worth more than your truck?
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These are so funny, and so true. But koestner, "Honey, show me how all of this works." Hits close to home. But mine adds, " If something happened to you, I wouldn't know how to turn this thing on"
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