Top 5 Reaons to NOT BUY A TURNTABLE.

The one good Guttenberg video
https://youtu.be/7RxRTFx6Cd0?t=355
But even here notice how he keeps interrupting the guy, who is way more knowledgeable, experienced and interesting. I tried to find the Paul Beckett interview, where Guttenberg wants to talk about his hair (he should talk) and pretty much everything but the turntable, which uses a lot of really interesting technology, but we have to listen to Steve crack jokes about Onkk, onkk. Brother. 

Top 5 reasons to not watch the audioholic:
5. Wierd glasses.
4. Goofy shirts.
3. Goofy, period.
2. Misses the point.
And the #1 reason to not watch:
He's for wanna-bees not audiophiles.

Zero-g VTF solved with a spring. Isolation? Floats in air! I do think a ported enclosure will cause the speakers to spin around, but that is easily solved with sealed cabinets and anyway that's a speaker problem not turntable. Zero-g would be pretty cool. No cable elevators, no isolators, everything just floats. Put a record on, float on over and tether into the sweet spot....

Top 5 reasons to NOT buy a turntable:
5. Don’t really enjoy music.
4. Mostly listen while driving.
3. Congenitally spastic.
2. Must stream endlessly.
And the #1 reason to NOT buy a turntable:
You live on a boat.