Top 5 Reaons to NOT BUY A TURNTABLE.

1- listening to 10 or so tracts when ya only like 3
2- getting up every 10 min. To find another 3 ya like
3- payment plan needed to buy any 3 ya like 
4- payment plan needed to buy old Technology
5- snap crackle and pop is a breakfast cereal 

I hate that word embeddings…. Lol