Too many threads, here's some interesting ones

I found this funny thread that asks members what whoppers have been told to keep the wife at bay when purchasing equipment.
I thought it was hilarious.
Can anyone recall some other good ones?
Here is the promiscuous one.
http://forum.audiogon.com/cgi-bin/fr.pl?aamps&1044236441&openusid&zzDpac996&4&5#Dpac996