The finest Cable Elevators you ever auditioned?

"Is there something out there under $1000 that really is a giant killer? "

I'm guessing almost anything home made that works. If its elevated, its elevated I would think.

Practically, I'd first work to avoid EM interactions among cables by arranging them carefully to avoid long close parallel runs. I would expect that to effectively address any issues associated with wire location, relative or otherwise.

I do not see why elevating a wire in of itself is necessarily even a good thing. The thing to avoid is EM field interactions among wires and other electrical devices. Elevating alone just to elevate might help but could make things worse as well if not done properly. The best "elevator" to accomplish this would be anything best applied to this end. I would not expect there to be any benefit in paying a premium for some device to do this marketed to "audiophiles" unless perhaps there was some cosmetic or aesthetic advantage involved.

"Put it back in the system and it's like the most beautiful woman in the world and her twin system are beckoning me to their bed. It's that good!"

Hmm... I find that hard to believe!

Would you believe.......?

Don't tell me these elevators will also be a steal at the asking price?

"They already have dozens of preorders from the Saud Royal Family."

IF only people realized how more likely something like this actually is than they could probably ever imagine!

While the rest of their countryman are mostly using toilet paper rolls....

Is this the first topic ever here that gets ridiculed without offending anyone?

Anyone, if you're out there i offer my sincere apologies.

Now back to pondering the mysteries of fuses.....