Remember I take this thread at this state as a joke.
Why would you waste your time then? I guess you don't have anything more important to do. Is this how you spend time off for work.
The Big Misconception About Electricity
This vid goes quite a ways down the road to explaining why:
1) Power cords make a not so subtle difference.
2) Cable elevators should not be looked at askance.
Regards, barts