@nonoise ...not around me, you won't.
I do have some standards, and nude 'philes is just weird. And only makes sense if one is a bass addict of preposterous proportions.....and not in just sheer girth.
"...land line phones..." What about my cell? The flat screens, wall & 'puters?
Any surface subject to sympathetic vibration....where to draw the line?!
What about windows, and I'm not talking 8, 10, or 11?!
How paranoid should I be?
Crazed 'n confused, J 😏