"Notice you never, ever see anyone complimenting their Wilson monstrosity being called a fanboy."
Interesting observation. Come to think of it, I have never read a Wilson enthusiastically complimented by the owner with the hyperbolae that seem reserved for lesser bunch.
It simply is not done!
I have read a number of them about Magico, though.
"Wilson monstrosity"
Looking at the picture of Wilson Duette 2 and Tekton Moab, one can only notice that love is blind.
(Wilson is about 50cm tall, Moab is 175cm)