Record mishaps

Lol!!! That'l learn ya....too funny!

Hahahahaha, yes I agree!  giggidy giggidy....Kidding aside.....still not happy about my clumsiness...it is a pretty rare record, and I guess it proves I’m not gay, lol.

Ouch! Now that s#cks!!

I got that from watching a video by Michael Fremmer...he mentions for some unexplained reasons, that a mono record from the 50s and 60s are seemingly less susceptible to damage as far as scratches etc. He could not provide the reason, but coming from him the supposed guru, it makes me feel better. He claims to have played many mono records that looked absolutely trashed with great results. I'd post the video, but not sure how. 
As far as bringing a record with a cover such as this up to counter, that would not bother me at all, but the fact I bought it anonymously via ebay was a bit easier! Lol...honestly I own records that are way more risque than this one! 
As far as kicking the end table, yes it crossed my mind! In fact I wanted to throw it accross room lol but I would have destroyed something else....

Wow tablejockey, those are some great looking records!

Hahahahaha...that’s a good one millercarbon!!!!

Noromance, Ouch! That hurts!