(Channeling the 'Church Lady" of SNLs' D. Carvey....)
YOU PERVERTS WITH THOSE NAKED SPEAKERS!
Listening to that Jungle Noise....I'll bet it makes your....nasty parts just tingle with excitement. You just can't resist the urge to play those sounds...loud....louder.....Louder....LOUDER!
You pull those grilles off, so you can See the drivers shiver 'n shake.....
Pulsing with those obviously Obscene rhythms.....
It makes you want to throw off your clothes....
Wiggle and convulse, twitch and shake....stomp, wave your parts.....
...to the driving demonic bass line of.....
(camera switch)
SATAN!?!
*click*
This has been a PSA from your local AE/N~NAS~SsC (Audio Equipment/Naturalist~Nude Appreciation Society~Speaker subset Chapter), to provide an excuse as to why segments of our members prefer their 'reproducers' naked. Your safety will not be compromised as a general rule. However, if you find yourself in the company of one of our more 'extreme' members, refraining from the use of drugs and alcohol is advised. Additional safety may be employed with the wearing of a good pair of running shoes, tasers, and 'brass knuckles'.
Extreme cases may require weaponry of your choice and skill set.
We now return you to the unscheduled program....*click*
You guys are so crazy....;)