Most beautifull turntables today....

The stock Walker isn't all THAT beautiful (I own one). But I replaced the black silk belt with one made from a colorful novelty tie and now I have images of hula dancers whipping around that big, black lead platter. Now THAT's PIMPIN'!

Fmpnd, if you want to PIMP your SME 30, replace those ugly suspension tower O-rings with colorful latex condoms. Now that's SMOKIN'! And while you're at it, slip a Trojan over that SME arm tube. If it does to the arm tube what it does to penile sensation, resonances will NEVER get excited.

John Boeus, phooey! I AM THE REAL AUDIO PIMP!

Brian, I can pimp your Sound Labs by adding neon running lights around them, and you can also attach LCD displays and cameras to them so you can let the "haters" know what you look like enjoying your music and looking at yourself looking at the speakers looking at yourself... Let Lavigne and other Rockport owners know that their turntables would look tight and hype with big chrome spinners on them.

Seriously, I am surprised that no one mentioned the Simon Yorke turntables in this thread. Beautiful, sleek, and form following function. Almost as pretty as the extinct B&O tangent tracking turntables.

Just spotted a Clearaudio Master Ref in the new movie "Stealth" (along with TAG McLaren F1 speakers). Still don't think all that clear acrylic looks good. And the movie sucked dead bears.