When I read the one about the fly in the soup doing the backstroke, it reminded me of the one that Eddie Murphy told in the barbershop scene from the movie "Coming to America". Eddie says...."Waiter, come taste the soup. The waiter replies..."Is there something wrong? Eddie repeats..."Come over here and taste the soup".
The waiter then says...What's the matter, don't you like the soup?
Eddie says to the waiter one last time..."will you please just taste the soup"!
The waiter then looks down at the table and says..."Where's the spoon"?
Eddie goes..."Ah Ha". Of course nobody in the place laughs so Eddie finishes by saying..."Ah whata you know from funny ya bastards.
The waiter then says...What's the matter, don't you like the soup?
Eddie says to the waiter one last time..."will you please just taste the soup"!
The waiter then looks down at the table and says..."Where's the spoon"?
Eddie goes..."Ah Ha". Of course nobody in the place laughs so Eddie finishes by saying..."Ah whata you know from funny ya bastards.