Lie you told your wife to buy equipment?

I never lie, but I do not claim full disclosure either. After 25 years of marriage we have come to the old "don't ask, don't tell" routine. She doesn't ask about my audio habit, and I don't ask her where all of the clothes, shoes, jewelry, etc comes from....

Cheers,
John

08-26-08: Rubber
"Honey, this gadget will make all the electrons in the house flow straighter and thus improve our love life."

My wife does not want to hear that! She'd rather hear me say that this new amp will replace my desire for intimacy.

Sheesh, don't you young folks have any idea how many women's lives have been ruined by Viagra???
Unfortunately, you will find out...

Cheers,
John