A SILENT JOKE(no audio video only!)
A man and his wife are having a silent break(probably due to the expencive stereo acquired)and communicate only through written notes.
Once man writes a note to his wife:
Darling,
Please wake me up at 5am. I've got to catch the plain to Europe tomorrow. Good Night!
Next morning the man gets up at 9am frustrated that he actually missed his flight and finds under his pillow the following note:
Good Morning Darling!
It's already 5am
Please, wake up!
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POWER SUPPLY:
Two electicians are fixing the power line climbed on the electric columns and see the near-by old lady is passing-by.
One of the guys sais:
Mam, would you please help us to pick up that wire on the ground?
And the lady helped and gave this wire to one of the electrician.
After that the electrician replies:
I told you, this was a zero wire!
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TWEAKIN' ISSUES:
A blondie cannot start her malfunctioned Mercedes 500.
Another blondie comes by in her Jaguar and trying to help her friend to start Mercedes:
--Did you wipe your headlights and tail lights?
--Yes.
--Are they shiny?
--Yes.
--Did you wipe your dashboard and seats?
--Yes.
--Are they shiny?
--Yes.
--Did you wipe your rims
--Yes.
--Shiny?
--Yes.
--I regret, but I can't help you than :=(
A man and his wife are having a silent break(probably due to the expencive stereo acquired)and communicate only through written notes.
Once man writes a note to his wife:
Darling,
Please wake me up at 5am. I've got to catch the plain to Europe tomorrow. Good Night!
Next morning the man gets up at 9am frustrated that he actually missed his flight and finds under his pillow the following note:
Good Morning Darling!
It's already 5am
Please, wake up!
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POWER SUPPLY:
Two electicians are fixing the power line climbed on the electric columns and see the near-by old lady is passing-by.
One of the guys sais:
Mam, would you please help us to pick up that wire on the ground?
And the lady helped and gave this wire to one of the electrician.
After that the electrician replies:
I told you, this was a zero wire!
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TWEAKIN' ISSUES:
A blondie cannot start her malfunctioned Mercedes 500.
Another blondie comes by in her Jaguar and trying to help her friend to start Mercedes:
--Did you wipe your headlights and tail lights?
--Yes.
--Are they shiny?
--Yes.
--Did you wipe your dashboard and seats?
--Yes.
--Are they shiny?
--Yes.
--Did you wipe your rims
--Yes.
--Shiny?
--Yes.
--I regret, but I can't help you than :=(