How many audiophiles do you need to change a lightbulb?

You guys n gals are forgetting a couple of my bulb installation steps before I can even think of spinning my naked wife (because clothes could generate a harmful static charge )as she's holding the bulb with her velvet gloves on (because she looks sexy nude with nothing on but those soft velvet gloves and okay, maybe her high heels too):

Filament modifications by Phil Ament Technologies.
Light absorption panels at first light reflection points just in case the light is excessively bright due to overly pale wall colors.

     Even after the bulb has been properly installed, don't forget we also need to decide the important question of whether we turn the bulb off after each use or leave it on 24/7.  I'm certain we all understand the bulb can't produce its optimum light quality until it's been properly warmed up.

Tim

geoffkait: "It was proven in a blind test."


     Nice try, geoffkait, but everybody knows you can't judge light quality if you're blind.  Duh!

Tim

brucenitroxpro:"If you have to ask the question, you are NOT a real audiophile! Besides, I’m still admiring the velvet gloves and high heels of the wife of noble100!"

    It really is quite a spectacular site. She's always had a fantastic body but she's been working out with weights 5 days/week and tanning naked for a few years now and looks fitness model awesome!

    I'm now changing all bulbs weekly whether they need it or not. Recording every change and buying all those bulbs is expensive but, believe me, it's definitely worth it.

Tim