How many audiophiles do you need to change a lightbulb?

Do black light lightbulbs give off black photons?

I know what you’re thinking, “A light bulb is not in the audio path.” Am I right?

It was proven in a blind test.

It’s OK, jitter. It’s probably a Vermont thing. 😳

I do cryo all my lightbulbs. I’m not hot dogging you. 🌭 I also use Cream Electret and Silver Rainbow Foil on all lightbulbs in the apartment, including the one in the refrigerator.  It’s a Peter Belt thing.

If a light bulb 💡  is mounted on the nose of a rocket ship 🚀 traveling at half the speed of light how fast are the photons from the light bulb moving? 

Pop quiz: is the light bulb a quantum device?

Audiophiles oft do their best work in the dark. 

As you would expect, boistrous arguments break out on bulb directionality. One group claims the bulb goes in clockwise, another group claims it’s counter-clockwise. A third group claims it doesn’t matter. Obviously, the debate how long it takes the bulb to light up once the light switch is flicked is a fierce one.

Only two. One guy to hold the lightbulb and one guy to turn the first guy.