Here's your chance to help the bigmouth :

slap them in the equipment and leave it on 24/7. Be a man and take it. Sorry, don't know any way but to live through the breakin.

A ton'o caps! Too bad your cable burner could not be of some use here. Something along that sort of technology could work but is not an answer to you question, just another question. So, Sean what is your ton'o cap of choice say for coupling? Their are the Hovaland, the Kimber(which I thought were called Sidreal at one time) the Jensen paper in oil, the new AuriCap, the MIT milti's, the InfiniCap, Solen, and more. I know it depends on the application and taste. I have had good sucess with the InfiniCap in my system. I would like to put them in some more spots in my gear, and try some BlackGate electrolitics in the p.s. of my amp. I know that this is of no help to you .