John,
You're right of course, I got it backwards AND sideways.
One Newton would be displayed by most scales as approximately 102 grams. Of course that's true only on the surface of the Earth and it would vary slightly with one's altitude above or below the mean radius of the planet. In any event that's neither a cookie nor a cake, though it might be an apple.
Of course if Swampwalker is setting up his turntable on the moon or on Jupiter his results will be quite different. If he's setting it up on the space station he's out of luck altogether, unless he has a tonearm with a spring-loaded downforce adjustment!