Cleaning lady and vacuum

T1s49, that was excellent!

Arnold, the 'governator' took care of his cleaning woman.

Perhaps placing the speakers atop slabs of granite, wood or other flat, heavy bases?

Get one of those electric shock collars that they put on dogs. If the dog goes past the perimeter you set up, it gets a nasty shock. Just put one of those collars on the maid and set it up so shock if she gets to close to the speakers.

For a while I had a regular cleaning woman that could be trusted. I let her in the room to vacuum and dust up to the Les Nesman imaginary duct tape wall, but even then she did not go in the room unless I was also in there.

Otherwise, it just not worth damaging my gear to save 30 minutes of cleaning.