Child Damage Mitigation


Last week the wife and I brought a new baby home - our first - and it's been fun introducing her to the music we love. It dawned on me this morning that this child will be crawling before I know it and my lovely pair of Magnepan 3.7's might be sitting ducks. They're less agile than the cat, closer to the ground than the house plants, and more fragile than the couch. As I've calculated I've got approximately 6 months to find a way to prevent any child-induced damage so your input is greatly appreciated. What can I learn from the grand wisdom of AG about how to keep the kid away from the speakers? 
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When my wife decided she wanted a cat, I bought a couple plastic lenses designed to be used on a 4 ft. fluorescent light fixture.  They are translucent and pretty thin, maybe 1/32 inch, strong but very flexible.  When I'm not listening, I bend them around the front of my speakers and secure them with a bungee cord a half foot up from the floor.  They are easily removed for listening and fully protect the grills from the cat when the system is off.  Aesthetically pleasing?  Well, no.  Effective?  100%.
Otherwise, try the "velcro babysitter"...a square of velcro a couple square feet.  One side mounted about half way up the wall of your choice, the other sheet with a hole cut into it large enough to go over the baby's head and secured around the baby's torso.  When you're not in the room, you just velcro the tot to the wall.
Back in the day when Maggies came out the tri panel ones the dealer warp his knuckles on them and said that they we bullet proof.  Has that changed?
Congrats on the new kiddo! I have 2 under 3 and I promise, you can teach them more than you think. Be patient and start teaching them young, they will get it. 
Shut the door 😅. Congratulations on your new daughter. Life will have turned a big corner by now. I did not have any
problems with my 2 girls. However I didn’t have Maggies either.
All the best
Kids, gotta love em! Congratulations!

In regard to speakers... What I did was get heavy stands (filled with sand) with small monitor speakers & attached to them with an ample amount of blue tack. That worked well.

In regard to children... My oldest child was the problem. He is 32 now & well behaved, but he wasn't growing up. Naturally curious & always looking for fun. At one point, he took ALL of my albums out of their cases & played with them on the living room floor. That was expensive but was solved by sorting out the bad ones & putting the rest of them up out of his reach. He was my listening buddy (& still loves music to this day). I bought a new power amp when he was about 6 & "we" hooked it up. Listened to it for about 10 seconds & it became unstable to the point of smoke not only coming from the amp itself but from the speaker drivers as well. After I scrambled to unplug everything, he looked at me & said in a calm voice "we won't be listening for a while". It was funny really. FWIW audio isn't the only thing you need to be concerned about... This same child took a box of "oxy pads" to my brand new cars finish to clean it.

 Now about cats and girls... My daughter (a year younger than him) loved cats so we got her one. That beautiful little animal got behind my rig & literally chewed all the interconnect wires off at the rca connectors. In regard to audio, she wasn't much of a problem herself until she got older. My straight A daughter had a party at the house (go figure) & one of her friends tipped over one of my speakers on to my turntable. Damaged both. It was naturally my fault though because the speaker was to close to the walkway. 

Have fun!