Musicnoise,
An audiophile was boarding a plane.
"Excuse me sir, but you will have to run that briefcase through the X-ray inspection machine."
... a moment later the secuity inspector frantically hits the emergency stop button on the X-ray machine, as he sees the audiophile lying down on the conveyer belt about to enter the machine.
"What are you doing - you can't put yourself through that machine. Just give me that suitcase and step through the metal detector over here."
"I can't, says the audiophile, it isn't a suitcase at all - it's the power conditioner for my pace maker!"
An audiophile was boarding a plane.
"Excuse me sir, but you will have to run that briefcase through the X-ray inspection machine."
... a moment later the secuity inspector frantically hits the emergency stop button on the X-ray machine, as he sees the audiophile lying down on the conveyer belt about to enter the machine.
"What are you doing - you can't put yourself through that machine. Just give me that suitcase and step through the metal detector over here."
"I can't, says the audiophile, it isn't a suitcase at all - it's the power conditioner for my pace maker!"