Cable comparison charts?

Yes but imagine printed in a font to look like written by quill, on aged parchment, with a nice burnished and gilded wooden picture frame.

Ahh, in my vision the spreadsheet was column after column of numbers. Because measurebators get off on measuring and that means numbers. Totally forgetting spreadsheets can include lots of pretty pictures and graphs. Glossy print, classy frame, I could totally see the wall art aspect. 

Anything to avoid the whole messy process of having to, you know, listen to them.

Worst idea ever, buying cables off a spreadsheet. So of course everyone is taking it seriously.* Why am I so not surprised?

*jjss49 excepted, thank God.

If you would just put them all on one spreadsheet that would be super.