Anybody want a laugh?

guyboisevert,

I thought it was for a small group who will understand. It was just a "wow" to me how many letters and numbers were there. For those initiated, it was probably as clear as a day.

"...time to brush up on administering last rites."

Here is the start...

https://www.learnreligions.com/what-are-last-rites-542850

nonoise,

"I’ll let you know when I’m done assessing mine. 😄"

Oooopsie, you may not be the one for the corner. You need to asses a few in a few at the same time.

guyboisvert,

Holy cow, that was a lots of letters and numbers. Most of us have no clue what they meant, but hopefully someone does.

"When it comes to global warming and this criminally avoidable pandemic, I'm the guy you want in your corner."

How good are you with managing multiorgan system failure?

nonoise,

I have no issue with them. I just noticed a little unusual approach to what is usually not even mentioned. If they think I could be of any help. please let them know it is ok to contact me directly.

"...I can't see why you'd bring that up."

Simply because they put it just under the names of reviewers and before any equipment that it was tested with. It appears that revealing "financial interests" was very important to them. I can't see why you'd skip that.

I also do not remember noticing "financial disclosure" of any kind in audio reviews which made this one even more odd. Maybe it was just a nice, but clumsy, try to appear fully legitimate.

"Financial interests" link in the beginning of above 6moons article lists what people do in their lives, but does not really state that they have no conflict of interest in this particular matter. A little unusual approach, one could say.

rixthetrick,

That Tibetian/Nepalese statement reminded me of a board above the counter at a well-known local store. "Italian sodas. All natural pure fruit syrup from the heart of the French Alps". It was not even a joke, it was a real advertisement.

I guess that more accurate would be "Nepalese singing bowls made by Tibetans". Not that it matters, probably half of the world thinks it is the same thing.

You do have to give credit to a person who wrote this...

"...outlets are treated with 1,000,000 volts of electricity at specific frequencies and pulse modulations, creating a canal in the conductor material and contact points at the molecular level that allows electrons to flow more freely giving a beautiful start to your music"

...and this...

"...passing 1'000'000 volts of electricity, pulse modulated at extreme high frequencies through each of the outlets. This creates a path on the conductor’s surface that allows electrons to flow more freely, opening up the music and giving uncompressed, realistic live sound."

It is just unclear if electrons flow more freely in a canal in the conductor material or on a path on the conductor’s surface.

https://www.synergisticresearch.com/power/accessories/tesla-plex/

https://www.synergisticresearch.com/power/accessories/qls/

"HFT are much more high tech."

If pictures are anything to go by, they are not that high tech. Gillette Fusion razor appears to be way more high tech.

HFT stands for High Frequency Transducer. Transducer? Of what to what? Of high frequency to......heat?

"The HFT 2.0 is a warmer sounding transducer and HFT X has more details and resolution..."

"A whole set of them makes your speakers disappear."

If it works that way with Moabs, David Copperfield may take notice.

"...only when the noise is randomized a particular way."

How does one make something random in a particular way?

Tibetian singing bowl handmade in Nepal. Should it be Nepalese singing bowl, then? How does all that go?

"You think that switch is funny get a load of this thing.

https://www.kevalinaudio.com/product-page/waversa-wrouter"

I have to admit it may be the cleanest looking router I have ever seen. For that reason alone, it may be worth more than a regular router price.