...I'd surmise that @erik_squires would at minimum demand a commercial aircraft be involved (1st Class, of course) with anything to do with 'flying' of any sort.
I'd prefer a full body harness with major abrasion resistance and hd roller skates 'cuz 'wing seating' isn't just cheap.....
On the bottom end of the scale is the 13 loop rope neck harnesses that are coming back into style for us SOTA renegades... with my first rsvp being 'feats don't fail me now....." ;)