Jazz for someone who doesn't like jazz.


I've toyed with the idea of looking into jazz. Not sure why. Not sure what I'm looking for. Maybe just something to sound good on my system. I realize jazz is a broad category but much of what I hear I have not been attracted to. Don't ask me what I've heard.
What I'd like is a recommendation of two or three albums to start with. (I know that's insane)

And since I've given next to nothing to go on I'll point out a few things that I do like that might help narrow it down some maybe.

Jazz-like stuff I do like: Steely Dan. Almost all of their stuff. Van Morrison's jazz influenced stuff like Astral Weeks.
I like blues. Delta and hill country hard core blues.

I like a wide variety of rock from heavy metal, to prog rock to classic R&B.
Does any of that help? I know this is a crazy request but if I could get some recommendations I'll at least have somewhere to start. Not looking for specific recordings yet. Just content. When I find what I like I'll research the best recordings.
Thanks for any possible advice.
George




n80
n80,
You have to remember that Miles was a big time Herion and Cocaine addict. I think that shows on Big Fun , Bitches Brew and  Live Evil. Actually , I would say that  it influenced a lot of his albums.
I think that was a lot of the reason for his abstract stuff, let alone that there is only so much you can do with a Trumpet as the Lead.
I recently watched a special on Miles Davis "Birth Of The Cool"
It is a Stunning film or Documentary IMO. I actually teared a little at the end ... so sad .Highly Recommended !
Unless I missed seeing the recommendation, nobody mentioned:

Pat Metheny,

particularly the old Pat Metheny Group.   

This surprises me.  Very approachable music on most albums.  I believe that some of his compositions will become jazz standards and it is very interesting to hear his songs covered by other artists. 
Some good advice here, but N80 I’ll go contrary to some of it. If you’re new to Jazz skip the Ken Burns series, at least for a while. The only thing you need to know from that whole series is the Wynton Marsalis quip about Jazz “it doesn’t come to you; you have to go to it.” A good radio station that plays a variety of Jazz is indispensable.  And lastly, seek out those who pushed the boundaries of their instruments and music. 
The Bad Plus.
Blicher, Hemmer, Gadd
Jamie Saft, Steve Swallow, Bobby Previte- You don't know the life
A few more you may like. Walton is definitely straight jazz, but non-jazzers seem to like him.

Cedar Walton
Holly Cole
Rene Marie- Sound of Red
Massimo Biolcati- Incontre
Chris Lightcap- Superbigmouth