You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
kinsekd
..... if you used the money you saved for cataract surgery to buy new cables. You don't need your eyes to listen to music anyway.
..If your son's names are Martin, Logan and Krell and your daughter's names are Avalon, Maggie and Linn :-)
You see that ad for "A Perfect Pair" in the back of Stereophile and honestly notice the tubes instead of the boobs.
... if your wife knows all the high end audio brands and pronouces them correctly.

and www.audiogn.com is your home page!