How about a loudspeaker designed to be placed against a wall. Most loudspeakers seem to be designed to be placed 3-4 feet from the back wall. Even so called 'bookshelf' speakers are usually designed to sit upon stands placed forward in the listening room.
I think a lot of us would have an easier time of it if our wives and girlfriends didn't have to contend with loudspeakers placed so far out in a room.
-gb-
PS: And give us an optional paintable cabinet.