You might be an audiophile if...


With apologies to Mr. Jeff Foxworthy, thought it would be fun to come up with (clean) examples of the wretched excesses that us poor audiophiles are subject to. I'll start it off. Extra points for originality and wit.

You might be an audiophile if your stereo costs more than your car. Or your house.

You might be an audiophile if - you've ever had to choose between a girlfriend and a new pair of speakers.
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Audiotomb, unluckily these days I'm finding the sweet spot more accessible than that rare wet spot, heheh.
You spend 30 mins reading this thread on your computer at work, laughing out loud, risking your job and reputation.
With my vinyl??? I want to be buried in the Classe amplifier flight case, with the vinyl in there too...

Will that affect the resale value of my amp?
Nrchy, who knows, maybe that would spark a trend - the fresh corpse tweak. You could even spwan variations, like the cryo'ed corpse as cable dressing. The possibilities are endless. Actually I guess I know I;m an audiophile, since I've rambled on for much too long about an imaginary, and morbid, tweak. Time for bed.