Hey, you are correct, so I vacuumed out all the "distortion going on inside your speakers". Guess what, it does sound different, it sounds worse with zero distortion! The inside is made of solid ice so the sound just slides out, effortlessly, smooth and cool. The drivers at one time where not very good, however I enrolled them in driving school and the improvement is jaw dropping. Looking forward to your next silly statement, I am sure you won't disappoint.