Why pay so much?

I hereby declare you almost ready for standup. 

When he set his sights on audiophile gadgets James Randi first offered 1M to a customer of mine if he could pass the double blind test for the Intelligent Chip. That was way back in 2005. Negotiations eventually broke down, however, just as they did later with Fremer and the cable Challenge. Who knows why someone who made his name going after dowsers and spoon-benders wanted to go after audiophiles? My guess is he wanted some action. I was the subject of five - count em! - of his Newsletters. One of his droogies challenged me to a judo fight on board Randi’s yacht during a retreat in the Caribbean. Too much fun! By the way, Randi got a lot of his $$$ from Johnny Carson.

By the way, I don’t think you’re a troll. I know you are.

Gosh, do you think he’s a.....troll? 😳

Uh, nobody is paying $70,000 for cables. I don’t even have capable, End of debate.

Besides, neutrons produce nuclear chain reactions. Those are very bad for sound. 😬

I suppose I’m on the other end of the spectrum since I don’t use speaker cables. Sorry to bring the average down 😬

I’m not a troll! 🤥

Whoa! What! No cross thread trolling permitted here!

Another troll trait, if I can be so bold, is the use of a moniker that appears absolutely legit, as if the troll really is an audio nut or audio insider. You know, a moniker like say audiopro, hififreak or....funaudiofun

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Am I mistaken or have controlled blind tests raised their ugly heads? Quick, somebody turn the Fasten Seat Belts sign on.

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