Not to mention identical hearing and knowing the reviewer’s musical values are identical to yours. I see a big problem therefore you are totally stuck when it comes time to either purchase equipment due to shops closing and the difficulty of taking equipment home to audition in your space.
I hope you are not being serious with your statement but just making a general observation of how everyone’s musical journey and level of enjoyment is very unique. Find reviewers who you value their opinions and seem to be close to yours and use that as a starting point but yes the final verdict is up to you to make in your listening space.