What's the funniest song you ever heard?

"Stripper Girl" by Metal Shop. You gotta love lines like:

"Stripper girl, you're heaven sent. You pay my phone bill, pay my rent." or "I'll be there to catch you when you fall. If you buy me a cell phone you can give me a call."

Hell, the entire album is a scream, poking fun at the biggest metal bands of the 80's by playing the same type of music better than they ever did!

Sorry, Aggielaw --- The Scotsman is by Mike Cross, not Brian Bowers...but it is hilarious!

He did, indeed! It's on several of his compilation albums from numerous live recordings but (I believe) was first recorded on the album called "Live and Kickin'".

As far as downloading goes, 5 of his funniest songs can be downloaded here:

http://www.bladeagency.com/artist.asp?a_no=11

This isn't the best version of the Scotsman out there, but you get the idea. Check out Elma Turl and Appalachian Rap as well for an even bigger laugh. Have fun!