Types of Audiophiles


The Purist

A good stereo should be a transparent window into the recording session with no opinion or distortion of it’s own

 

The Dynamics Fanatics

A good stereo is like a thrill ride at a carnival. If I’m not jumping it isn’t worth listening to.

 

Live and Let Live

It’s all good man, put your money where your heart lies.

 

The Bean Counter

Buys gear like he’s stocking a used stereo store. Purchase price and retail value determine what comes and goes out.

 

The Canners

I bought my balanced headphones specifically so you wouldn’t ask me questions while I’m listening to dub step.

 

The Scientist

You can’t prove you have a soul so all your opinions are meaningless.

 

The Blind Follower

Can’t hear a difference between amp A and B so he wants to know if he should spend 5x more on B and will wait to be told which to get.

 

The Brand Loyalist

Falls in love with the idea of a brand or designer and changes his job to accommodate the demands of his audio jewelry

erik_squires

Showing 5 responses by grislybutter

I don't see my type:

the chaos-seeker - keeps upgrading slowly but surely and making it sound worse. Pretending to get smarter in the process. If only....

@gruvjet I believe there is one test for an audiophile. 

You tell him/her: "I bought this cable for $3600"

If his/her eyes light up or just widen in anticipation ("ok, go on, what difference did it make") - he is an audiophile.")

We know all the other non-audiophile reactions

@erik_squires Agreed, I think we all are audiophiles, not because we claim to be but simply by enjoying the process. 

Personally I am not a musician, my perspective and system choices are for the back of the hall, closer to the bar. 

I wanted to make that point, how far you prefer to stand from the band determines your audio choices, I prefer up and away