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Tweaks I'd like to see . . .

You could make a case that we have all the audio gizmos we could ever need (and then some).

Still, I just KNOW there will more coming down the pike, so what are the five most urgently needed tweaks?

Here are mine:

Audiophile air conditioner, makes sure your air has exactly the right mixture of nitrogen, oxygen, humidity for the barometric pressure to ensure highly accurate sound propagation.

Audiophile sweater and hat. Did you know that the earliest reflections are from your own clothing? After spending terabucks on your room and equipment, do you want to smear the sound reaching your ears with poorly designed clothing?

Garmin Audiophile map service. Routes traffic away from your neighborhood during peak listening hours, giving you blacker blacks and greater dynamic range.

Audiophile grade carpeting. The biggest reflecting surface in your room is currently producing zero dollars of revenue for the high end industry, and this must STOP!!

Audiophile communities. New developments of homes/condos with strict construction standards, room dimensions and zoning regulations. Additional safeguards include strict limits on when lawnmowers, chain saws and motorcycles may be operated. Every outlet in every room gets it's own shielded 30 amp OHNO copper circuit.
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chadeffect
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An audiophile injection (Also in tablet form for those with more time) with just the right combination of vitamins/enhancements to put your body in the correct state to absorb the beautiful sonics.

Audiophile nanny service who knows just the right time to calm the kids down and take them away so there are no distractions during prime time listening.

Audiophile censor to make sure the recordings and music is good enough to warrant all the above.

Audiophile electricity company who put only the finest metals,shielding and damping products into their mains cable from the power station straight to your outlets. All 30 amp, and all solar powered from huge batteries. Clean, fast and tested to give the perfect sine wave. Also special wave forms for digital set ups also available.
chadeffect
586 posts
 
Auxetophone,

A black hole in your vicinity would really be a problem and should be avoided at all costs. But I wonder if PRAT would be much better? It could be a useful side effect.

It may be difficult to see if the equipment is still on as the LEDs would suffer the doppler effect as red shift sets in. You may get inky black backgrounds though.
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