You must not have heard . . . it has been conclusively proven through many exhaustive hours of turntable-watching . . . oops, I mean turntable-listening tests, that there is absolutely NO correlation between the speed at which the platter turns and the accuracy of the music reproduction.
Oh wait, no that was something else that didn't matter . . . crap. Where's my issue of Stereophile?
Oh wait, no that was something else that didn't matter . . . crap. Where's my issue of Stereophile?