Toughest hombre west of the Pecos?

My eyes have tears from laughter, this is one funny thread.

What about blazing saddles, remember the line from Cleavon Little?

"Nobody move or the xxxxx gets it!"

I nearly lost it with the expression on his face, especially after seeing him do his "stroll" walk with such style.

Another Cleavon Little line from Blazing Saddles,

'"Scuse me while I whip this out"