Top 5 Reaons to NOT BUY A TURNTABLE.

Maybe on the space station.. Tough to get the weight right..

Spin this bucket a little faster, the arm won't stay down. Time for a little Merle Haggard.. :-)

Regards

There is only one GOOD reason. You just don’t like it.

You don’t need 4 more after that...

Irish Proverb..

Regards

I'm not getting "It takes a lot of time". 

3-4 albums 2-3 hours. 5 minutes to change and flip the albums. 10 seconds to give them a quick wipe and que per side?

Can you guys see your toes?

There is a cork in a bottle I suppose that's a problem too. :-)

LPs sound BAD and you have a WIFE? Man have you guy/girls got your stuff all backwards..

Just sayin'