Top 5 Reaons to NOT BUY A TURNTABLE.

I find that playing my lps are better when I'm alone .Its very true it sucks getting up so often to turn the record over.                     I like cds when I'm working around the house or when people are over so I dont have the music stopping...Yes this was a pretty good .i mean i grew up in the 60s n 70s...having friends over and changing the records sucked especially after a few Cocktails that became a hard task, especially if you had a AR turntable. 

The price of new vinyl records...are you kidding me....the cost of a good diamond  cartridge are you joking....the price of a vinyl cleaning machine...no way...the price of a good pre amp...no way......the price of a Good turntable....No thanks....the end.

Is this a joking around question.