This is hilarious! But on the female side, my daughter has been told to look up the cost of my system if anything happens to me. To my husband's credit, I think he might continue to enjoy the system if I die before him. He doesn't know the exact prices I paid, but he appreciates the quality of what he hears. Only thing is, I'd better leave instructions how to use everything (though I think my oldest son could help him figure it out).