This is no joke.

I was wondering when the PC police would arrive to clean up this site. Doesn't everyone feel more secure now that they're here?

Didn't think so.

Dekay, membership in the human race was not of my choice; it was unceremoniously thrust upon me at birth (what were my parents thinking?). I am not a joiner, have no desire to be a member of the herd and respectfully decline participation in most of mainstream society's nonsensical goings on, in particular those that fall into the category of "political correctness."

It isn't at all necessary for you to agree with or even like my positions and perspectives. They are what they are, so take them at face value and move on. I already do the same in return.

Thank you for thinking I'm worthy of salvation, though. My cat probably agrees.

As for the open ended suggestion, I don't swing that way.