The all conquering Zerostat

Like you I have a litany of stuff going back decades covered by an original Zerostat bought for $29.99 in about 1970, which is still going strong.  It is white.  I also have a newer blue one in another house that cost about $79.99.  But both are relagated to back seat status these days by a Furutech destat III, which cost $399.00 and works so much better than the Zerostats that it isn't even funny.  Progress marches on.

Here is a link to their website. 

http://www.furutech.com/2016/02/12/12469/

This is a much, much more effective static eliminator than the Zerostat.  Faster, thorough, easier to use.  Worth the money.