Gremlins.
Is the turntable spindle - bearing assembly - bearing housing (somehow) connected to the ground? If not, could you try to conjure those gremlins and lead them away by connecting the bearing housing to the chassis of your amp?
I had problems with static buildup, especially in the winter months. My TT is a big chunk of Delrin... If I didn't touch the LP first then lower the cartridge on it, there would be audible (and scary!) discharge. On the end I approached the problem in the same way as I did the power surge: if it hurts my system, it hurts every other device in the house. So, I bought a new and much better humidifier (at the furnace, whole house). Humidistat is set at 30% in the summer and 45% in the winter - and tweaked from there. Someone already commented that humidity in your house is low. Even 5% makes a noticeable difference. And yes, there is that damn "sweet spot" even with that...