Rush - The New Birth Control

I would argue that Rush was really a prog band, although they did have a prog-ish phase. And yes, I am a fan.

But the article is pretty funny.

Seriously, there are prog bands (especially in the avant-prog subgenre), past and present, that make Rush sound like a Korean boy band. 

If Rush is birth control, then by comparison, The Thinking Plague might cause infertility.