fynnegan:
Thanks for sparing me the ignominy and embarrassment of outing myself as a Roon user. I foolishly thought that something that so elegantly enhanced and improved my listening experience was somehow worth using. But thanks to your penetrating analysis, I realize now it’s just for wusses, and totally lame.
Interestingly enough, I ran into a hipster earlier today who explained to me (whether ironically or unironically, I can’t be sure) that real men never use the internet. They just look at the raw binary data of their music files to determine the title, artist, label, cover art, year of recording, engineer, and sometimes even the producer’s girlfriend.
This is the lofty goal I now aspire to: no more Roon for me. Thanks for showing me the light!