I can hear the exchange at the Customs counter in my head, "Excuse me Sir, what's in your pants?" "Ohh nothing, just Salami." "Ohh a wise-@ss are ya? We'll see about that."
Seriously though, instead of blaming everyone on the North American continent wouldn't it have been easier just to claim the Salami in the first place.
P.S. Yes, I sometimes hear things in my head! Like for instance, "Hide the Salami, you can doo eet, now hide that Salami." Though, usually not at the Customs desk.
Seriously though, instead of blaming everyone on the North American continent wouldn't it have been easier just to claim the Salami in the first place.
P.S. Yes, I sometimes hear things in my head! Like for instance, "Hide the Salami, you can doo eet, now hide that Salami." Though, usually not at the Customs desk.