Pet audiophile peeves - name yours

Damn internet...I wish we could just punch um in the face (-:

So simple

Dave

Knob-twistin' nephews.

1. Ads featuring borrowed/stolen photos. There's one running now that I was interested in until I noticed the pics looked familiar. Makes you wonder.
2. Items priced outrageously high, especially when an identical piece is listed for 25% less.
3. Used items rated 10 or even 9.
4. Won't go into the "gears" type but there are plenty of them.

Greedy dealers.
Wise guys.
My system is the best..........but looking for advice.
Two guys with tree opinions.
Guy that can't let go.
My friend's uncle got it - it sounds great.
What do you think about my system ? Well... I don't. Wait...now do ?!#. You make me!!! Who the @#$%&* are You again and where did You get my $%%&**&% email.
I just got this brand new $5,000 sp-cables they are the best I ever own. I am sure they are - congratulations.
Guys with " Magic Genie " and his truck full of equipment.
But then again, who is perfect?