Over 55? - You Gotta See This

Over 55? I am law abiding and haven't been over 55 since they made it the National Speed Limit. I recon that has been 3 or 4 years now. I sure would like to have heard what that handsome young man was singing about but my hearing aid battery is dead and it keeps slipping my mind to get more. I went to the store yesterday but somehow I ended up with toothpaste instead.

I actually had been having more trouble remembering lately. Yesterday I found out a possible cause; I have a 3 cm tumor pressing on my brain from the outside; fortunately it appears to be very amenable to removal. I thereby falsify to contention that my head is empty; unfortunately the operation will confirm the contention that I have a hole in the head.