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In today's NY Times, there is a piece about 'Worst Country Song Titles'. It refers to following web site :

http://www.downstream.sk.ca/country.htm

Some I found hilarious are :

All My Exes Live In Texas

Hold On To Your Men..Cause she's Single Again

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn't Spell Yuck!

If Whiskey Were A Woman, I'd Be Married For Sure

Thank God And Greyhound She's Gone

There's A Tear In My Beer

... and that website's favorite (mine too) :

Get Your Tongue Out Of My Mouth, Because I'm Kissing You Goodbye
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Showing 1 response by angela100

Elgordo, that was by Kinky Friedman and the Texas Jewboys...by the way, he writes some twisted books and is one of my favorite authors.....

Osama-Yo'Mama - Ray Stevens is coming out this month :)

George Strait recorded All my Ex'es and he has some of the best in my opinion
Here's another:
Everytime You Throw Dirt On Her (You Lose A Little Ground)

He has another, I can't remember the title, but it's about a man - just divorced with nothing left but a small table, a flintstone jelly glass with Fred on it and a bottle of booze in the shape of Elvis Presley - The line goes something like "I pulled the head off of Elvis and filled Fred to his pelvis - YaBaDaBaDooooo ............."